"PS9" (PS9)
11/06/2016 at 11:10 • Filed to: None | 1 | 14 |
!!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! Don’t bother citing historical examples proving otherwise, because they are wrong. Manufacturers of the world, I am currently owed $100B in royalties dating back to the industrial revolution. But just cut me a check for $500M and we’ll call it even.
vdub_nut: scooter snob
> PS9
11/06/2016 at 11:13 | 0 |
Thank you for your service.
Wobbles the Mind
> PS9
11/06/2016 at 11:19 | 0 |
I heard that Henry Ford was really German-born and named Heinrich Ford. He just wanted to capitalize on cheap American labor and used our Patriotism to avoid taxes and receive incentives.
LongbowMkII
> PS9
11/06/2016 at 11:23 | 0 |
you invented the vega cosworth engine. shame on you.
Urambo Tauro
> PS9
11/06/2016 at 11:25 | 2 |
You’re responsible for this mess?
Phatboyphil
> PS9
11/06/2016 at 11:27 | 0 |
Seems legit. I’ll just skip the middleman and give you $1,000 for my share.
TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
> PS9
11/06/2016 at 11:33 | 1 |
Sorry but if it wasn’t for me inventing metallurgy you’d not have your engine technology. I patiently await my 90% cut of all your royalties, be thankful I don’t ask for more.
Seat Safety Switch
> PS9
11/06/2016 at 11:33 | 1 |
I am the inventor of combustion so please just route all your cheques directly to me. Thanks!
TheHondaBro
> PS9
11/06/2016 at 11:41 | 0 |
There are more cylinders than there are nipples.
415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°)
> PS9
11/06/2016 at 11:47 | 0 |
Axial
> PS9
11/06/2016 at 17:17 | 0 |
Screw all of you, I invented physics. You owe me your everything!
PS9
> Axial
11/06/2016 at 17:23 | 0 |
So YOUR the jerk who set the speed limit to 299Mm/sec and has made it impossible for human beings to explore the universe! GET HIM!!!
Axial
> PS9
11/06/2016 at 17:24 | 0 |
Be grateful. If I had set it higher, y’all would have no electricity do your internet kvetching!
sdwarf36
> PS9
11/06/2016 at 19:53 | 0 |
Sorry-you’re 121 years (to the day ironically!) too late. Selden beat you to it.
sdwarf36
> sdwarf36
11/06/2016 at 19:56 | 0 |
Read more about it.